Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
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This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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