Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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