I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
vagina is talking i cant
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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