Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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