Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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