I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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