Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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