What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
