I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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