What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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