For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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