She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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