i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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