If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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