if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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