I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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