ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
