Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
