things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
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