if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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