why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I don't think brook has ever known best
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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