Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Nicole vs. Life
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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