i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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