So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
me + whiskey = a bad person
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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