I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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