Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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