I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
tell me about the fingering
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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