Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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