I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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