She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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