I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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