we have pet lesbian snakes
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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