Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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