Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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