I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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