Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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