He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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