bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Duck Duck Cougar?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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