i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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