I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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