you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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