She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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