Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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