I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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