I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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