i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Everclear isn't food dammit
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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