Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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