please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
