we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Holy shit dude........stairs
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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