question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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