i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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