alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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