Me too!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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