Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
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Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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