so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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