So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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